25 Most famous Bollywood dialogues in IT/Software Industry

Bollywood is in our blood. We always like to correlate the situation of our life with the scene of any movie.  Someone like to act like a hero and someone love to be villain.

Here are the list of 25 famous Bollywood dialogues, I have  replaced the original words in these dialogues with some funny (or not so funny) situations in day-to-day life of IT/Software corporate world.

All hard-wired and soft-wired people, take a fun ride of these humorous responses of your life –

  1. Client/Customer is always rowdy. His requirements are as miserable as rowdy Akshay Kumar’s mind; He don’t mind to do the things that he never mentioned. bkd akshay kumar
  2. And this is how…people would like to introduce their self. Product name is enough to present their achievements in past.bkd - wednesday
  3. Here is the project manager…eagerly asking about deployment dates to his team members.bkd - gabbar-holi
  4. Investigation of some missed defects is not less interesting than this legendary scene of Sholay where Gabbar is ragging Kalia and his mates. Don’t forget to read the whole conversation 🙂bkd- gabbar and kaliya
  5. Here is the responses of QA to his team about missed defects after postmortem is done.bkd - pan singh tomar
  6. This is the story of every project. Developer and QA are like cat and mouse and their fight turn into most interesting drama of software project. Khamosh…Shatrughan Sinha can better describe this in his famous dialogue BKD - shatrughan sinha
  7. Not …drama of QA and developer is not over yet…Mr. Amitabh Bachhan and Shashi Kapoor would also like to contribute in this fight of moral and values.bkd - amitabh and shahsi in deewar
  8. How can we forget our beloved BABUJI and his SANSKARS. Please excuse QA for some time; this is the fight between two developers on integration defect and SANSKAR of BABUJI are perfect to explain this situation –bkd - ham sath sath hain
  9. Lets bring the QA back into action; He is afraid of rejection of defect.bkd - shahid kapur
  10. Here is the angry developer asking QA to not let the manager know about defects.bkd - dharmendra in shole
  11. Here is the developer get irritated by Data base administrator who always missed to deploy/execute the correct SQL scripts.bkd - sonakshi-sinha_640x480_61427872705
  12. This is the most common word of any team lead to his team for the importance of unit testing of code.bkd - shahrukh khan
  13. Vijay Dennanath Chauhan as project manager is terrifying a fresher who is joining IT industry and client call first time.bkd - amitabh-zanjeer-read
  14. Code reviews are always important…Only lover like Rajkumar of Pakeeza can explain it beautifully what the love for defect free code is …bkd - rajkumar in pakeeza
  15. Saudagar Rajkumar is not a lover but a calm boss also. What a cool manner he is discussing the appraisals with his subordinate …bkd - rajkapur in saudagar
  16. Here is USULO wala devloper who is very much obsessed with back-end technologies only and prefer to work on data base and sql scripts instead of UIbkd - dabur seth
  17. Server administration is the backbone of any project. Once he is down; no one can live happily.bkd - jay kant shikre
  18. The Philosophy of Anand Rajesh Khanna is for everyone in the IT industry. Keep the task status updated …Don’t mind about taskbkd - rajeshkhanna
  19. One last from QA and developer. Most painful situation of the developer’s life is Defect is reproducible in QA’s machine not his. So neither he can fix it nor he can close it.bkd - kuchh kuchh hota he
  20. Meanwhile…hidden expression of an engineer with no project (on bench) for HRbkd - gabbar and thakur
  21. Expression of a project manager after successful delivery of projectbkd - mogambo
  22. On the other side…desperation of project manager on failure of projectbkd - ranjhana
  23. No…we are not leaving on-site coordinator. Only Anarkali of Mugal-e-Azam can understand the pain of himbkd - akbar
  24. Here is the most owckward situation in IT industry…An issue reproduces in customer demo…not during internal testingbkd - Salman-Khan-Kick
  25. Last but not least…Reaction of a Hitler project manager on the last day of his team memberbkd - ja simran ja

Don’t forget to mention your views on this article and let us know if we missed any:)

Disclaimer – All images used in this article are copied from Google Search. Author edited and added the text in these images.

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